What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up
to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my
wife. >
“What type of bra?” asked the clerk. >
“Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type? >
“Look around,” said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable. >
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four
types of bras to choose from. “>
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: >
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the
Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? >
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.>
The Saleslady responded, “It is all really quite simple… >
The Catholic type supports the masses. >
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, >
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and>
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.