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Children Talking To God


Dear GOD,

In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?

* Jane

Dear GOD,

Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?

* Lucy

Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
* Anita

Dear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
* Norma

Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have now?
* Julie

Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
* Nan

Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
* Neil

Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.
* Justine

Dear GOD,
Did you really mean “do unto others as they do unto you”? Because if you did, then I’m going to fix my brother!
* Darla

Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
* Joyce

Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend
(But I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
* Tom

Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.
* Bruce

Dear GOD,
If You give me a genie lamp like Aladin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
* Raphael

Dear GOD,
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.
* Danny

Dear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
* Larry

Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.
* Sam

Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
* Ruth

Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
* Nellie

Dear GOD,
If You watch me in church Sunday, I’ll show You my new shoes.
* Mickey

Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
* Chris

Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
* Donna

Dear GOD,
Do worms yawn?

* Ryan *

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