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Star Trek And The Three Stooges

"This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them." – Q.
Star Trek, the Next Generation

~~~ Oh, a wiiiiise Klingon! ~~~

Top Ten Reasons why the Three Stooges could easily take command of
the Enterprise.

10. Troi would not comprehend their emotions: "Captain, I
sense… whoo! whoo! . . .You numbskull. . .Why, I oughta. . ."

9. Riker will be reduced to tears when they call him "Fat
Boy."

8. Transporter. Cream pie. You get the picture.

7. Curly could jam turbolifts with his head, rendering security
unable to leave their deck.

6. Larry, Moe, & Curly have already been where no man has
been before.

5. The crew will be mesmerized by Curly as he does The Curly
Shuffle.

4. Wesley won’t be able to save the Enterprise in the last few
minutes with something he learned in science class.

3. Picard doesn’t know the block.

2. If Curly can take a lead pipe to the head, he’s just going
to laugh at a phaser on "stun".

1. Any stooge can outrun Enterprise security.

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