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Pc-Isms [Politically Correct Terminology]

aesthetically challenged – ugly
aquatically challenged – drowning
biologically challenged – dead
blubber lovers – whaler
bovine control officers – Dallas Cowboys
Caucasian Culturally-Disadvantaged – white trash
certified astrological consultant – crackpot
certified crystal therapist – crackpot
certified past-life regression hypnotist – crackpot
chemically challenged – drug addict
chronologically gifted – old
client of the correctional system – prisoner
co-dependent – finger-pointer
constructivist feminist psychotherapy – psychobabble
creatively re-dyed – stained
cyclically challenged – having PMS
differently organized – messy
differently-brained – stupid
domestic engineer – housewife
economically marginalized – poor
energy-efficient – off
environmentally correct human – dead
ethnically homogenous area – ghetto or barrio
facially challenged – ugly
factually unencumbered – ignorant
female gender biased – prefers women who shave their legs
financially inept – po’
flight attendant – stewardess
follicley independent – bald
genetically discriminating – racist
geological correction – earthquake
gerontologically advanced – old
government employee – stupid
grammatically challenged – one who has difficulties with grammar or (by
extension) punctuation or spelling
gravitationally challenged – fat
horizontally challenged – thin
horizontally gifted – fat
in denial – unaware that forgetting something obviously proves it
in recovery – drunk/junkie
intellectually impaired – stupid
law enforcement officer – policeman
living impaired – dead
maintenance hole – man-hole
male gender biased – prefers men who shave their chests
mechanically challenged – broken down automobile
melanin-impoverished – white
metabolically challenged – dead
microslothically challenged – Windows user
monetarily challenged – poor
morally (ethically) challenged – a crook
morally handicapped – someone who has no other reason to park in a
handicapped zone
motivationally dispossessed – lazy
musically delayed – tone deaf
nasally disadvantaged – really BIG nose
nasally gifted – runny nose
nasally gifted – large nose
nitpicklike – humor challenged
one who is PC – target practice
ontologically challenged – fictional or mythological
osmotically challenged – thirsty
outdoor urban dwellers – homeless
parking enforcement adjudicator- meter maid
people of height – too tall
person of region – redneck
person of substance – fat
persons living with entropy – dead
persons of large stature – NY Giants
petroleum transfer technician – gas station attendant
photonically non-receptive – blind
racially challenged – butt-white American
residentially flexible – homeless
rhythmically challenged – white boy
romantically challenged – not with somebody at the moment
rustically inclined – redneck
sanitation engineer – garbage man
selectively perceptive – insane
sex care provider – prostitute
sexually focused chronologically gifted individual – dirty old man
socially challenged – geek or nerd
socially separated – convict
spatially perplexed – drunk
street activity index – crime rate
structurally challenged – broken
suffering from a sex addiction (female) – slut
suffering from a sex addiction (male) – stud
target equity group – vocal minority
the absolute root of all evil known in the multidimensional infinity of
reality – white male
uniquely coordinated – clumsy
uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path – loser
verbally challenged – mute, dumb
vertically challenged – short
visually challenged – blind
youth group – gang


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