No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid! Sing along with these new takes on old favorites–that is, if you can figure out the name of the real carol!

* Deck the halls with Buddy Holly. * We three kings of porridge and tar. * On the first day of Christmas, my tulip gave to me… * Later on, we’ll perspire, as we dream by the fire. * He’s makin’ a list, chicken and rice. * Noel, Noel, Barney’s the King of Israel. * With the jelly toast proclaim… * Olive, the other reindeer… * Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say. * Sleep in heavenly peas. * In the meadow we can build a snowman; then pretend that he is sparse and brown. * You’ll go down in Listerine. * Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay. * Come, froggy faithful. * Good tidings we bring to you and your kid. –Selected from Mikey’s Funnies: http://www.mikeysfunnies.com