Rowland Croucher
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The Christian message and self-esteem
When talking about proper love of self and how God loves all of us, many Christians strongly hold the view that you cannot love others until you love yourself. This view is not biblical and is therefore a heresy. I would challenge anyone to find a verse or passage in the Bible that says that […]
Late-term abortion
Late-term abortion a life and death debate David van Gend January 28, 2008 12:00am THE claim that late-term abortion is done only in cases of lethal abnormality or to save the mother’s life is demonstrably false. The truth is that most late abortions, which are 20 weeks of pregnancy, are done to entirely healthy babies […]
Investment Tips
With the current economic climate it is envisaged that there will be some significant mergers this year. 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush Company and W.R. Grace & Co will merge to become Hale, Mary Fuller, Grace. 2. 3M and Goodyear will form MMMGood 3. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell will become Fairwell […]
The Right To Keep And Bear Bazookas
Ethics and Public Policy Essays by Harry T. Cook January 27, 2008 “The Right To Keep And Bear Bazookas” And in this corner, folks, in the black trunks, Chollie (The Perfesser) Jones, defender for 70 years of the 2nd Amendment title. In the opposite corner, in the white trunks, Tex (Da Killa) Smith, the challenger […]
Dropping Everything and Leaving
Jan. 27, 2008 “Dropping Everything and Leaving” By Harry T. Cook Matthew 4: 12-13 An issue is raised for aspiring Christians in today’s reading from Matthew, which depicts the calling of four of what would become a total of 12 disciples. All four of them – two pairs of what the text calls “brothers,” but […]
Why you should beware of Facebook
January 20, 2008 The global rise of Facebook is a matter for concern rather than excitement, writes Tom Hodgkinson. I DESPISE FACEBOOK. THIS enormously successful American business describes itself as “a social utility that connects you with the people around you”. But hang on. Why on God’s earth would I need a computer to connect […]
Occupation?
A woman, renewing her driver’s license at the County Clerk’s office was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. “What I mean is,” explained the recorder, “do you have a job or are you just a……?” “Of course I have a job,” snapped the woman. “I’m […]
Free meal?
Some customers at our restaurant (Boston, MA, USA) try to get a free meal by placing some hair in their food and then blaming the chef and refusing to pay for the meal.) Customer: “Waiter!” Me: “How can I help you, sir?” Customer: “There’s a hair in my food.” Me: “That isn’t possible, unless it […]
You & Me
YOU: When you get angry it’s because you’re ill-tempered. ME: It just happens that my nerves are bothering me. YOU: When you don’t like someone it’s because you’re prejudiced. ME: I just happen to be a good judge of human nature. YOU: When you compliment people it’s because you use flattery to get your way. […]
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