Rowland Croucher
Airline Quotes
I’ve flown in North American airlines where such things – and better/worse – are said. Never the British, or European, or Australian, certainly not Asian… Rowland. ¬ ¬ ¬ AIRLINE QUOTES: All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in- flight “safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some […]
Airline Quotes (another one)
When Muhammad AIi was in his prime, a stewardess was having trouble trying to persuade him to clip on his seatbelt. He protested to her: “Superman don’t need no seatbelt!” She won the passengers over when she quickly replied: “But Superman don’t need no plane!”
The Dark Side of the Internet
AUSTRALIAN PRAYER NETWORK NEWSLETTER * THE DARK SIDE OF THE INTERNET – THINGS EVERY PARENT (AND GRANDPARENT) SHOULD KNOW ———————————————– THE DARK SIDE OF THE INTERNET – THINGS EVERY PARENT (AND GRANDPARENT) SHOULD KNOW by Gabrielle Walsh National Secretary of the Australian Family Association. The internet is an amazing means of communication spanning the globe, […]
Heaven,
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to […]
Airline Quotes
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. “Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews. Problem: “Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.” Solution: “Almost replaced left inside main tire.” Problem: “Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.” Solution: “Autoland […]
Catholic School Girl
One day, at a Catholic school run by nuns, the Mother Superior is teaching a class when the regular teacher is taken ill. “Now, class,” she says, “I’m going to go around the room and ask each of you what you want to be when you grow up.” “What’s your name,” she asks the first […]
Dry Weather
Apparently, it’s so dry in North Carolina that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water. Now THAT’s Dry!
Zoo Keeper
A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who’s boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer won’t be […]
Jihad
http://www.globalpolitician.com/articles.asp?ID=3365&print=true Who Are We, Who Are Our Enemies – The Cost of Historical Amnesia By Fjordman “The Jihad, the Islamic so-called Holy War, has been a fact of life in Europe, Asia, Africa and the Near and Middle East for more than 1300 years, but this is the first history of the Muslim wars inEurope […]
Maldives: Hope is born
Subj: Maldives: Hope is born. – the struggle for liberty is just beginning. Five hundred kilometres south-west of the southern-most tip of India is a series of coral atolls. Looking like a patch of emerald sequins, the Republic of Maldives stretches 885km across the Indian Ocean. It might look extravagantly beautiful, but the Republic of […]
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