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Rowland Croucher

Rowland Croucher has written 26185 posts for John Mark Ministries

Blonde car trouble

A blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a body shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to […]

Having a bad day?

Just in case you are having a bad day! There was a case in a Chicago hospital’s Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with […]

Dead Deer Talking – the video

Dead Deer Talking Here is the video as well http://xmb.stuffucanuse.com/xmb/viewthread.php?tid=3714

Women’s Ordination: an Orthodox view

Concerning Women’s Ordination Here’s a letter written by an Orthodox priest, Protopresbyter Alexander Schmemann to an Episcopal friend regarding women’s ordination. It comes from the website of an Orthodox missionary who is serving as the seminary director for Uganda. Protopresbyter Alexander Schmemann, “Concerning Women’s Ordination: A Letter to an Episcopal Friend”: St. Vladimir’s Theological Quarterly, […]

Powerpoint to Blogs

Is there a site to post powerpoint presentations? ~~~ If you convert PowerPoint to flash, you can 1. Insert the flash Presentation to a blog Tutorial: http://www.sameshow.com/other/powerpoint-to-flash10.html 2. Insert the flash Presentation to a google page Tutorial: http://www.sameshow.com/other/powerpoint-to-flash10.html 3. Upload it to my space (my profile page) You can use some commercial converters like PPT2Flash […]

Sidelining of old hymns is cultural vandalism

The Church of England’s sidelining of old hymns is cultural vandalism, says Christopher Ohlson Saturday March 10, 2007 The Guardian The rector of St James’s Piccadilly made, as Hercule Poirot used to say of the murderer, a fatal mistake at a recent Sunday service. He forewarned us: “Some of you may be unfamiliar with the […]

Stop global child abuse

Soundings No. 50 – 12 March 2007 by Denton Lotz Jesus said, “Whoever receives one in my name receives me; but whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened round his neck and to be drowned in the […]

Blonde bull moment

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their check book, then takes their […]

Powerpoint tutorial

If you have programming experiences, you can do the conversion from powerpoint to a flash drive manually. See this tutorial http://www.sameshow.com/other/powerpoint-to-flash5.html

Meeting and Being Met by God

Meeting and Being Met by God Two people meet one another on the sidewalk. Their eyes meet. Will they greet one another, encounter one another, or only pass by silently? One person extends her hand, the other responds. They shake hands, embrace. “How are you getting along?” he asks. “Fine,” she responds. “And you?” The […]