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Rowland Croucher

Rowland Croucher has written 26185 posts for John Mark Ministries

4 December 2006 Daily Update from HCJB World Radio

Today’s Headlines: UZBEK TV WARNS LISTENERS ABOUT CHRISTIAN MISSIONARIES CUBAN PASTOR ON TRIAL FOR STANCE ON RELIGIOUS FREEDOMS FIRST CHRISTIAN LAW SCHOOL OPENS IN PAKISTAN SUMMIT ON AIDS AND THE CHURCH SUCCEEDS DESPITE CRITICS CHRISTIAN LIBRARY OPENS NEW FACILITIES IN GAZA STRIP Today’s Top Stories: UZBEK TV WARNS LISTENERS ABOUT CHRISTIAN MISSIONARIES National television in […]

Faith in Politics (Kevin Rudd)

Faith in Politics By Kevin Rudd Above the Great West Door of Westminster Abbey are arrayed ten great statues of the martyrs of the Church. Not Peter, Stephen, James or the familiar names of the saints sacrificed during the great Roman persecution before Constantine’s conversion. No: these are martyrs of the twentieth century, when the […]

Announcements that London Tube drivers have made to their passangers

1) “Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you’re all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you’ll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction.” 2) “Your delay this evening is […]

International News 4th December 2006

INTERNATIONAL NEWS 4th December 2006 AUSTRALIAN PRAYER NETWORK NEWSLETTER * MUSLIM CONVERTS TO CHRISTIANITY PAY THE PRICE * THE VATICAN CONFRONTS ISLAM * MINISTERS ATTACKED FOR KEEPING TEENS OUT OF PROSTITUTION * AL-QAEDA IN BID TO ILFILTRATE MI5 * INDIAN NUNS DETAINED ON ATTEMPTED CONVERSION CHARGES * CHRISTIANS IN JAMAICA RISE TO PROTECT THEIR NATION […]

Haggis Myths

It is in the nature of the haggis that it should be a creature shrouded in mystery. Over the years many misconceptions have developed about these reclusive creatures. Here we are happy to debunk the most common myths and set the record straight. A haggis is just a sheep’s stomach stuffed with meat and oatmeal. […]

Ten things you never knew about Haggis

The correct plural of haggis is haggii, although under certain grammatical circumstances it can be haggises or even “wee yins”. The name Haggii comes from the Latin for “harried ones”. The Haggis Hunting season runs from when they hatch (30 November) until 25 January. The 31st of December is particularly anticipated by Haggis hunters as […]

Stop Signs

What would you do if, while travelling to work, you see a STOP sign? A post modernist de constructs the sign (i.e., he knocks it over with his car), thus ending forever the tyranny of the north-south traffic over the east-west traffic. A Marxist sees a stop sign as an instrument of class conflict. He […]

Good hymns

From a pastor netfriend: I would include such names as Shirley Murray and Bill Wallace (NZ) and Andrew Pratt (Gt Britain). Their hymns efforts can be found in the following books: Murray. Faith forever singing. Wallace. The mystery telling. Pratt. Whatever name or creed. I use their creativity often in my weekly liturgies. These new […]

C.S. Lewis, the Bible and St. Therese of Lisieux

Exercising Faith: By: John Hathaway July 1, 1998 I am very honored to be here. Today has special meaning for me because two years and ten days ago, a month after my 19th birthday, I underwent open heart surgery. I suffer from Marfan Syndrome, a genetic disorder which causes aortic aneurysm. Growing up with a […]

The Faith of Unbelief

If it takes faith to be a person of faith, it also seems to take a lot of faith to be a person of no faith. That is, unbelievers seem to require as much faith as believers do. Just consider some of the bizarre explanations they have to come up with to explain religion and […]