Aids Day 2006 ACNS 4222 | LAMBETH | 1 DECEMBER 2006 Archbishop of Canterbury: Statement on HIV/AIDS for World Aids Day 2006 As Christians we pray this day in the light of a global disaster the momentum of which has built for 25 years. Since the first appearance of the pandemic an estimated 65 million […]
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging […]
…came to visit last week. His name’s Herbert Bosemann but we all call him HB. He’s from Pencilvania. ~~~ I got a friend called 4H, he’s, well, hard. ~~~ Oh well. 2B or not 2B. That’s the question. Never mind what’s nobler. ~~~ I got a friend called 2B he is a softy but he […]
http://www.lamastre.com/humor (I previewed two – clean and funny – hope the others are OK. Let me know if they aren’t… Rowland)…
Inner Peace (Important stuff, stolen from them Merkins…) CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, “The […]
No pig should go sky diving during monsoon, It’s risky enough when the weather is fine. But to have a pig soar when the monsoon doth roar Cast even more perils before swine.
Dec. 3, 2006 By Harry T. Cook Luke 21: 25-31 The consensus among scholars not driven by ideological or theological agenda is that all four gospels included in the New Testament were written and compiled after 70 C.E. That date is of enormous significance, because in that year the Second Temple of Jerusalem was desecrated […]
Interesting things that you learn when you have kids.. 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than […]
A woman called a local hospital . . . . “Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I’d like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse.” The voice on the other end said, “What is the patient’s name and room number?” […]
Today’s Headlines: 6 MURDERED, 15 WOUNDED AS MOB ATTACKS ETHIOPIAN CHURCH POLL: 85 PERCENT OF AMERICANS WANT LESS SEX, VIOLENCE ON TV CHURCH DESTRUCTION THREATENED IN CHINA’S ZHEJIANG PROVINCE FEBC BROADCASTS BRING 90 PERCENT OF TRIBE TO CHRIST AIDS OUTREACH PLAYS GROWING ROLE AT HCJB WORLD RADIO Today’s Top Stories: Jaclyn Victor won the 2004 […]