Rowland Croucher
6 easy steps to remove housework from you life for ever
HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it “Housework.” 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. 5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?” 6. Calmly answer, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly…… 7. […]
Why did you die?
A man was on his knees at a grave, crying “Oh, why did you die! Why did you die! If only you had lived a long life!” A woman went up to the deeply distressed man and said sympathetically “How awful for you to be in such pain. Is it your wife?” “No, it’s my […]
Important questions/wisdom
1. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor….. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where […]
Bishops
Q Why does it take three bishops to ordain a new bishop? A It takes two to hold the new one, while the third takes out his backbone. Told by an Episcopal priest. ~~~
A Communiqu
committee Comment by a knowledgeable Christian observer: A “Classic” example of dhimmitude in action. To my shame, I see that it is Anglican dhimmitude. It is highly memorable that the consultation felt itself to be ‘honoured’ by the presence of Tantawy, Grand Imam of Al-Azhar, who has has concluded from his studies of Islamic authorities […]
13 September 2006 Daily Update from HCJB World Radio
Today’s Headlines: IRANIAN CHRISTIAN RELEASED EARLY AFTER 2 YEARS IN PRISON DALIT WOMAN IN INDIA ROBBED OF HER KIDNEY DURING SURGERY Today’s Top Stories: IRANIAN CHRISTIAN RELEASED EARLY AFTER 2 YEARS IN PRISON Iranian Christian Hamid Pourmand was sent home in late July by Tehran prison authorities who informed him that he was not required […]
Peter Cotterell, One God: The Deity Revealed in Jesus
Book Review: Peter Cotterell, One God: The Deity Revealed in Jesus, Spring Harvest, 2006. Peter Cotterell, says the hard-to-read mauve-on-purple print on the back cover…. ahh I can’t read it anyway. The London School of Theology website says his distinguished career includes 19 years lecturing at London School of Theology, where he also served as […]
12 September 2006 Daily Update from HCJB World Radio
Today’s Headlines: MUSLIM MOB BURNS CHURCH IN ACEH, INDONESIA, PASTOR IN HIDING WATER WELL CHALLENGE CONNECTS U.S. CHURCHES WITH AFRICAN VILLAGES Today’s Top Stories: MUSLIM MOB BURNS CHURCH IN ACEH, INDONESIA, PASTOR IN HIDING A Muslim mob in Aceh, Indonesia, set fire to a church building Friday, Sept. 1, sending the pastor and his wife […]
Purpose-Driven Churches
Across U.S., Members Divide On Making Sermons, Music More ‘Purpose-Driven’ No More ‘Wrath of God’? By SUZANNE SATALINESeptember 5, 2006; http://online.wsj.com/article/SB115741786888753373.html?mod=hps_us_pageone IUKA, Miss. — In April, 150 members of Iuka Baptist Church voted to kick Charles Jones off the deacons’ board. The punishment followed weeks of complaints by Mr. Jones and his friends that the […]
September 11 and Tony Blair
The Blair legacy is attachment to the doomed Bush project Jonathan Freedland THE AMERICANS can’t quite believe it. Getting rid of Tony Blair? Are the Brits crazy? Like Thatcher before him, Blair finds that the acclaim abroad lingers even when there is derision at home. Maggie was a legend in the US when she was […]
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