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Go forth and witness !!!!
Preaching. A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served in churches in the beautiful hills of Melbourne. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn’t really all that hard. A real challenge would be […]
Little Boy
Nudity A little boy got lost at the Gym and found himself in the women’s locker room… When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, “What’s the matter haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?”
Tycoon
A Jewish tycoon got lost in the bush. After being gone for almost a week, he heard a rescue party calling out his name way off in the duistance. “Who is it?” he shouted. “It’s the Red Cross!” they replied “But I already gave at my office!”
Dipstick
TODAYS RIDDLE : A magician is standing on a concrete floor holding a raw egg with his hand outstretched. Without the aid of any objects, he is able to drop the egg two feet without breaking it’s shell. How does he do it? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x […]
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. 3. Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp! […]
Mothers’ Day
Unique Mother’s Day Gifts From Children Little children can come up with some very interesting ideas. Listen to what some children wrote to their mothers for Mother’s Day. Angie, 8 years old, wrote: “Dear Mother, I’m going to make dinner for you on Mother’s Day. It’s going to be a surprise. P. S. I hope […]
Bush & bubbles
Apparently, this is the most popular screensaver in the US right now. If he gets stuck, just move him with your cursor. http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm
The shepherd
A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and leaned out of the window and asked our shepherd, “If I can tell you exactly how […]
Back-seat driver
TODAYS RIDDLE : Although much water you see, by definition, “desert” fits me. In the winter I double in size, but staying away is a word for the wise. I am very windy, that is a clue, What am I? Good luck to you. /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer […]
Church Signs
Sydney icon goes up in flames By Jano Gibson and Dylan Welch May 10, 2006 The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. That was the message today on the website of Sydney’s historic St Barnabas Church, which was destroyed by fire early this morning. Firefighters were called to the 148-year-old church, on the corner […]
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