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Another riddle (and more)
TODAYS RIDDLE: There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it? ============================= A teacher was asked to fill out a special questionnaire for the state. One question said, “Give two reasons for entering the teaching profession.” The teacher wrote, “July […]
And another riddle
TODAY’S RIDDLE: Where do you find roads without vehicles, forests without trees, and cities without houses? [ answer is at the bottom ] ============================= The nice thing about swimming is that the worse you are at it, the more exercise you get. ___________________ It is amazing how many people want to live a long life […]
Signs
On a New York convalescent home: “For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.” On a Maine shop: “Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.” At a number of military bases: “Restricted to unauthorized personnel.” On a display of “I love you only” Valentine cards: “Now available in […]
Be nice to your nurse (more)
Further to http://jmm.org.au/articles/14053.htm There’s apparently an old movie with a scene like this… One netfriend wrote: Thanks for jogging our memories about that old movie, Steve. It prompted me to log on to studio records, which reveal a scene that was replaced with what hit the screens. In that scene Frankie Howerd’s stunt double had […]
100 ways to say Not the brightest…
Not pulling a full wagon. Not the brightest star in the sky. The light’s on but no one’s home. Not the brightest bulb in the box. A few screws short of a hardware store. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. A few cards short of a full deck. A few fries short of a […]
Bush’s Brains
Hearing so many people speaking about his intelligence level, George “double you” Bush decided to get his brain checked. The physician diagnosis was as follows: Mr. President, you have two brains, the left and the right, like all normal people. But the problem is that in your left brain there is nothing right and in […]
Be Nice to Your Nurse [2]!
First, see http://jmm.org.au/articles/14053.htm From a pastor-friend: I have a friend who is a very experienced nurse and she occasionally shares with me some of the nasty things that nurses are wont to do to recalcitrant patients. Such things include; – being “too busy” to get a bed pan when needed – providing a bed pan […]
Lies
Q: How can you tell when [your least favourite politician] is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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