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Am I 100% Polar Bear?
One afternoon in the Artic, a father polar bear and his son polar bear were sitting in the snow. The son polar bear turned to his father and asked, “Dad, am I 100% polar bear?” The father polar bear replied, “Of course, son, you’re 100% polar bear.” A few minutes pass, and the son polar […]
Wise Women
What would have happened if it had been three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men? They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought practical gifts. But what would they have said when they left …? Scroll down … “Did you see the […]
Zoo Food (Pun)
Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper finds two finches have dropped dead from old age. In the monkey cage he discovers two of the oldest chimps have also kicked the bucket. Waste not want not, – so he puts them in a sack with the finches and later tips them in […]
Cat Physics
Stress relief for all the cat lovers out there Presented by the Institute of Theoretical & Applied Cat Physics 1. Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. 2. Law […]
You Need To Know This
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple. A rat can last longer without water than a camel. An ad: “I think plumbers should put up advertising signs that say, “We repair what your husband fixed.”
And Still More Church Bulletin Bloopers
Friends, Thanks to Pat Binkley of All Saints’ Church who passed on this latest group of bloopers. Cheers, Edward Chinn, Check out our church web site at: http://allsaintstorresdale.homestead.com/Home.html Church Bulletin Bloopers A hug delights and warms and charms… that must be why God gave us arms. Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It is a […]
Computers Are Female!
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. 5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic. 4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 2. The […]
Worry Vindicated
All us parents who worry about our kids and families have been vidicated at last …. if you have a tendency to be pessimistic, you are better off it seems http://www.telegraph.co.uk/et?ac=000647321007942&rtmo=a22e3pHL&atmo=99999999&pg=/et/00/8/16/wsad16.html Looking on the bright side can be bad for you By Philip Delves Broughton in New York ALWAYS looking on the bright side can […]
Lucky Frog
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, “Ribbit. 9 Iron” The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. “Ribbit. 9 […]
A Rose By Any Other Name
Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.” The town’s fathers were not too happy with that sign, so they changed it to “Hysterias and Posteriors.” This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.” No […]
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