// archives

Humor

RSS feed for this section
This category contains 5241 posts

Disclaimer

‘Let no one who is not eager for truth and peace enter here’ (Plato)

Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Strange Coincidences

By and others ⋅ March 4, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

http://www.morticom.com/coincidencesentrys.htm

Techno-Tithe: Church Implants Microchips in Members’ Right Hands

By and others ⋅ March 3, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Techno-Tithe: Church Implants Microchips in Members’ Right Hands. CROCKETT’S BLUFF, AR – In a startling collision of modern technology and ministry, Crockett’s Bluff Community Church is the first known church in America to use Logitech’s biochip technology to receive its weekly tithes and offerings. According to last year’s church theme – “Be ID’d With CBCC […]

Crochet Doll

By and others ⋅ March 3, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

CROCHET DOLL… A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe-box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open […]

World’s Easiest Quiz

By and others ⋅ February 29, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

(Passing requires 4 correct answers) Please answer all questions before scrolling down for the answers. 1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get catgut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel’s hair brush […]

Coincidences

By and others ⋅ February 29, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

1. In the 1930s in New York, a commuter train dove off an open drawbridge into Newark Bay killing 30 passengers. The newspaper published photographs of the incident and the number 932 could be seen clearly on the side of one of the coaches. A large number of people selected that number for the Manhattan […]

T-Shirt Slogan

By and others ⋅ February 29, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Cancel my subscription…I’m tired of your issues

Murphy’s Other Fifteen Laws

By and others ⋅ February 29, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 5. Change is inevitable, […]

The Mom Song

By and others ⋅ February 29, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

“The Mom Song,” set to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe. What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds! See http://funnyjokesnpics.blogspot.com/2008/02/mom-song.html “The Mom Song” Get up now Get up now Get up out of bed Wash your face Brush your teeth Comb your sleepyhead Here’s your clothes and […]

Tea Set

By and others ⋅ February 29, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries. Someone had given me […]

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

By and others ⋅ February 29, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

1 If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with your partner […]

« Previous — Next »