The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close. [Mark Twain]

Most of us spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. [Fred Allen]

Quit griping about your church; if it were perfect, you couldn’t belong. [Msgr. Joseph P. Dooley, Martins Creek, Pennsylvania]

If a church wants a better pastor, it can get one by praying for the one it has. [Rev. Robert E. Harris]

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers. [Donna Maddux, Stillwater, Oklahoma]

Every evening I turn my troubles over to God – He’s going to be up all night anyway. [Donald J. Morgan, Columbus, Ohio]

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. [Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.]