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You qualify for long distance services with a 100% discount. Service is quick and access is easy. Jesus is standing by to take your calls. Lines are always open, you will never be put on hold. Calls can be made day or night, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. There is no minimum and maximum amount of minutes. There are no monthly charges, hidden clauses, or separate billings. Call unto me and I will shew you great and mighty things, which thou knowest not.

Jeremiah 33:3 (KJV)

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