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A Safe Place

Do not ride in automobiles: They cause 20 percent of all fatal accidents.

Do not stay home: 17 percent of all accidents occur in the home.

Do not travel by air, rail, or water: 16 percent of all accidents happen there.

Only .01 percent (one one-hundredth of 1 percent) of all deaths occur in worship services in the church, and these are almost always related to previous physical disorders. Hence, the safest place for you to be at any time is at church. Go to church. It could save your life.

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