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Pearly Gates

Guy goes to the gates of heaven where he meets Saint Peter. Saint Peter says to him, “God has looked at your book of life and you are welcome to Heaven under one condition.”

The man askes, “What’s that?” St. Peter says “You must spell the word ‘Love’.”

So, he does and he is let in to heaven.

As he walks throught the pearly gates, Saint Peter’s beeper goes off.

He asks the man to watch the gate until he returns, and reminds him that he must ask whoever comes to spell the word.

Next thing you know, the man’s wife shows up at the gate.

He asks her what she is doing there.

She says that on the way home from the funeral, there was a terrible car accident and she died. The husband says

“Okay, but before you can get into heaven, you do have to spell one word.”

She asks, “Sure, what’s the word?”

He says, “Spell Czechoslovakia”

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