Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work…

– You’ve read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2004

– You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.

– You’ve definitively figured out a way to get Gilligan OFF the island. . . – You decide to see how many Surges you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs. . .

– People come into your office frequently… to borrow pencils from your ceiling. . . .

– The 5th Division of Paperclips has completely overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements. . .

– You forward this joke to friends…