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Church bulletin bloopers

Song Lyrics: What a friend we have in Jesus, all our sins and briefs to bear.

Church sign: Jesus Saves! Safeway sign across the street: Safeway saves you more!

For the group of ladies called Moms Who Care and pray for the children in school). When their meeting was cancelled one week: There will be no Moms who care this week.

This one I said myself during the congregational prayer when leading prayer for our unsaved loved ones: Father, we just want to pray for our unloved saved ones.

Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.

Come out this evening for a time of prayer and sinning.

A woman’s blouse was found at a table in the middle of the servant appreciation dinner. If you lost your blouse, please come to the church office.

Overeaters Anonymous meeting will be held at 8 pm in the large room.

The ladies in the style show will meet with their dresses down in front after morning worship.

A worm welcome to all who have come today.

Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear

If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check and drip in the collection basket.

Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.

Women’s Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.

Karen’s beautiful solo: “It is Well with my Solo”

Congratulations to Tim and Rhonda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.

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