* Life is fragile, handle with prayer.

* We’re all invited to a heavenly feast but we must R.S.V.P.!

* But St. Peter– what about my civil rights?”

* Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.

* God loves everyone, but probably prefers ‘fruits of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts’!

* God grades on the cross, not the curve.

* God doesn’t want shares of your life, He wants controlling interest!

* His pain is your gain!

* WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!

* GOD is like Hallmark cards: HE cared enough to send the very best.

* God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.

* For all you do, his bloods for you!

* T.G.I.F.– Thank God I’m Forgiven.

* Jesus, don’t leave earth without Him!

* Christ’s return is near– Don’t miss it for the world! .

* Seven days without prayer makes one weak.

* Patience is a virtue which carries a lot of wait. .

* Get Right or get Left!

* Read the bible. It’s user-friendly plus we offer tech support here on Sundays

* GODISNOWHERE (now read it again)

* If your bible is falling apart, chances are your life is staying together.

* In case of nuclear attack– the ban on praying in school is lifted.

* Don’t forget, Judas also left early.

* Free Life & Fire Insurance, Inquire with-in.

* Lord, help me get up when I fall. I can fall by myself.

* Christians are the light of the world, but the switch has to be turned on.

* This is a Sign from God.

* Wise men still seek Him.

* Sleep peacefully, God is awake.