Truthful Gossip 7

Some helpful hints for modern men and women, as told to me by my mate Jimmy ‘Truthful Jones’ at the Bayview Hotel, in Melbourne, Jan 2004.

How to impress your woman

1 Make her breakfast in bed

2 Give her a large bunch of roses

3 Make the bed after she has got out of it

4 Give her exotic perfume from the Canary Islands

5 A box of expensive, dark chocolates, sugar free

6 Book her in for an all-day beauty session

7 Organise a champaign balloon flight for the weekend

8 Get her a year’s subscription for a favourite magazine

9 Buy her some special lingerie 10 Write her some heart felt poetry

How to impress your man

1.Arrive naked and don’t forget the beer

Kim Thoday, Hewett Community Church of Christ, South Australia http://www.hewett.com.au