Quotes on Marriage …

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. – Montaigne.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. -Socrates.

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want? – Freud.

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” – Rodney Dangerfield.

Wife: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. – Milton Berle.

Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100 of them started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive…