President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House carrying a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: “Nice pigs, sir.”

The President replies: “These are not pigs, these are authentic Texas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Vice-President Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld.”

The Marine again salutes, and says, “Nice trade, sir.”