http://places2.jump-around.com/closest/ Just enter your (UK) Post code

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Cock Bush Hall Farm

Cock Heads

Bitchagreen

Fanny Barks

Cum Hag Wood

Spital Tongues

Crackpot

Hairy Side

Dicken-Dyke

Wetwang

Ooh…plenty near me.

They missed Fryup – near Whitby.

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Hmm – It doesn’t bring up anything for my ZIP code.

Here have mine Beaver Dyke (map)

13.1 miles

Pisser Clough (map)

14.4 miles

Hole Bottom (map)

15.2 miles

Dicken-Dyke (map)

15.3 miles

Dick Slack (map)

15.9 miles

Upperthong (map)

16.0 miles

Penistone (map) I did not think that funny but we pronounce it Pen is tone 19.4 miles

Shafton Two Gates (map)

19.8 m

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and Peniscola?

Pe ± ­scola, pronounced pen-yis-co-la; stress on the ‘yis’. Not funny at all. And try going there. Not much fun either.

Somebody once sent a PC to the office from Peniscola, by remarkable coincidence it was the same bloke, who sent a card from Wank the year before.

This is the Florida one isnt it? Been there…plenty in the area to see and do.

Nah that’s Pensicola.

Peniscola is Costa L’ivin in Spain.

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Titsey Park (map)

6.6 miles

Pratt’s Bottom (map)

8.1 miles

Cock Pond (map)

8.1 miles

Mincing Lane (map)

11.1 miles

Knob Hill (map)

21.3 miles

Thong (map)

21.4 miles

Rear Wood (map)

24.8 miles

Hooker’s Farm (map)

27.1 miles

Tyttenhanger (map)

28.0 miles

Balls Cross (map)

31.5 miles

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Thong (map)

5.6 miles

Pratt’s Bottom (map)

13.9 miles

Mincing Lane (map)

18.3 miles

Gay Bowers (map)

19.0 miles

Cock Clarks (map)

19.6 miles

Titsey Park (map)

20.1 miles

Cock Pond (map)

20.8 miles

Dancing Dicks (map)

24.4 miles

Rear Wood (map)

25.2 miles

Minges (map)

26.6 miles

26 miles to go for minges??? That is too far, lol.

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