A GOOD ONE.

A Volvo driver was pulled over by a police car when clocked at doing 180kph. The policeman got out of his car and approached the driver. “Today is your lucky day, sir. I already have my quota so I am not going to book you, but I am curious as to why you were doing 180kph.” “Well, officer,” the man replied. “My wife left me a month ago for another man, a policeman in fact.” “So what is the point?” asked the officer. “When I looked in the rear view mirror and saw your car I thought it was him bringing her back.”