If the metric system did ever take over, we’d have to change our thinking to the following:

* A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometers.

* Put your best 0.3 of a meter forward.

* Spare the 5.03 meters and spoil the child.

* Twenty-eight grams of prevention is worth 453 grams of cure.

* Give a man 2.5 centimetres and he’ll take 1.06 kilometers.

* Peter Piper picked 8.8 litres of pickled peppers.