– As soon as you delete a worthless file, you’ll need it.

– Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one.

– You can’t win them all, but you sure can lose them all.

– The likelihood of a hard disk crash is in direct proportion to the value of the material that hasn’t been backed up.

– There are only two kinds of computer users: Those whose hard disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks haven’t crashed – yet.

– Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it. If you fiddle with something long enough, you’ll break it.