Three men found a puddle filled with discarded holy water in a laneway behind St Peter’s in Rome. One was blind, the second was deaf and the third was in a wheelchair.

The blind man scooped up some of the water, splashed it in his eyes and yelled out: “I can see! I can see!”

The deaf man saw all this happen and went over the puddle and scooped some water into his ears. “I can hear! I can hear!” he started yelling at the top of his voice.

So the bloke in the wheel chair rolled through the puddle, looked down and exclaimed: “Oh wow, I’ve got new tyres!”