I was talking to a Baptist friend the other day about Baptism…

If I wade in the water…and it is knee deep..am I baptized?? I asked… No..he said..

Well…If I go deeper..and it is waist deep..am I baptized?? No again he said…

Well..If I go shoulder deep?? No again…

Finally I said…well, if I am completely covered with water except for the top of my head…am I baptized…he said nope, still not baptized.

I said…well good…cause the top of the head is where we Methodists do out baptizing!!