‘A man went to the doctor and said “Doctor,doctor I have this problem, I keep passing wind. It is not too bad because you can’t smell anything and it doesn’t make any noise. In fact, you wouldn’t realise it doctor, but in the last five minutes that I have been sitting here in your room I have probably passed wind some 20 times or more. As I say you can’t smell anything and it makes no noise but I thought I should get it checked out.’

The doctor took a quick look at him gave him a script and told him to come back in a week.

The next week the man arrived and the doctor asked how was his problem.

‘I don’t know what the tablets were’, said the man, ‘but I’m still passing wind, and now it smells absolutely foul!’.

The doctor looked at him and said, ‘well I’m glad we fixed your sense of smell, now lets see what we can do about your hearing!!