[Wally Kaspars, from LUMPEN vol 5, Nos. 8/9]

Dear Lord, love me today and forever, bless my soul and conscience daily, agree with all of my decisions, punish my enemies until I am satisfied, give me huge amounts of money, promise to help me always win, look the other way when I cheat, justify my excuses and believe all my lies, obey my wishes, and reserve the most luxurious part of heaven just for me. I will be thankful as long as you do what I say.

Amen.