Q: What kind of illumination did Noah have on the ark??? A: Flood lights!!!

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I hope they don’t raise the standard of living any higher. I can’t afford it now.

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University student said to friend: “I got some bad news today: You know the money I get from those little ATM machines? It comes from MY account!” *************************************************

Bible Character Theme Songs

Noah: “Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head”

Adam & Eve: “Strangers in Paradise”

Lazarus: “Second Time Around”

Esther: “I Feel Pretty”`

Job: “I’ve Got a Right to Sing the Blues”

Moses: “The Happy Wanderer”

Jezebel: “The Lady is a Tramp”

Samson: “Hair”

Salome: “I Could Have Danced All Night”

Daniel: “The Lions Sleep Tonight”

Joshua: “Good Vibrations”

Peter: “I’m Sorry”

Esau: “Born to be Wild”

Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego: “Great Balls of Fire”

Three Kings: “When You Wish Upon a Star”

Jonah: “Got a Whale of a Tale”

Elijah: “Up, Up, and Away”

Methuselah: “Stayin’ Alive”

Moses: “There’s a Place for Us”

Nebuchadnezzar: “Crazy” ========================================== ************************************************************************

One time we were driving through a construction zone and the sign said, SPEED LIMIT 80 AHEAD. And there were four of us in the car. We were through there in no time.

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