TODAYS RIDDLE:
What is the next letter in the following sequence? Hint: Regardless of when you solve this, it will be just in time. S M H D W M?
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A police car pulls up in front of Grandma Bessie’s house, and Grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explains that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn’t find his way home.
“Oh, Morris,” says grandma, “you’ve been going to that park for 30 years! How could you get lost?”
Leaning close to grandma so that the policeman can’t hear, Morris whispers, “I wasn’t lost; I was just too tired to walk home.”
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The Pentagon did a study on why so many American servicemen marry women in the countries where they’re stationed.
Contrary to popular belief, loneliness had nothing to do with it.
But once the men came back to the US, all their in-laws were thousands of miles away.
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Strolling in Walmart
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first guy says to the second guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”
The second guy says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too, and I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”
The first guy says, “Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?”
The second guy says, “Well, she is young, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big firm breasts, and a tight butt. What does your wife look like?”
To which the first guy says, “Never mind; let’s just look for yours.”
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Bob went over to his friend Joe’s house and was amazed at how well Joe treated his wife. He often told her how attractive she was, complimented her on her cooking and showered her with hugs and kisses.
“Gee,” Bob remarked later, “you really make a big fuss over your wife”.
“I started to appreciate her more about six months ago,” Joe said. “It has revived our marriage and we couldn’t be happier.”
Inspired, Bob hurried home, hugged his wife and told her how much he loved her and said he wanted to hear all about her day. But she burst into tears. “Honey,” Bob said, “whats’ the matter?”.
“This has been the worst day,” she replied. “This morning Billy fell off his bike and broke his ankle, then the washing machine broke. Now to top it off, you come home drunk !”.
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BAD BRAKES
Jill’s car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls.
“What happened this time?” he asked.
“My brakes went out,” Jill said. “Can you come to get me?”
“Where are you?” John asked.
“I’m in the drugstore,” Jill responded.
“And where’s the car?” John asked.
Jill replied, “It’s in here with me.”
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RIDDLE ANSWER:
Y. These are the first letters of the following increasing units of time: Second Minute Hour Day Week Month Year
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Have you seen this?
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