What a faithful man is Rowland,

wise in years and study,

He has been around the circuit,

preaching Jesus everywhere,

Just as Wesley rode round England,

Rowland knows each town in Aus,

He has learnt what many haven’t,

God is not constrained by us.

Are you weak and historically challenged?

Are you fearful of intelligence?

Do some Bible verses confuse you?

Then you’re a fun-da-men-ta-list!

Flee while you can to Rowland,

he will show you the love of Christ!

He can counsel your every nightmare,

lead you through your ignorance!

You will soon learn just like Rowland,

Christianity is far more than you think!

Written by Athanasius, an Oz netfriend, on aus.religion.christian!