THIS IS FUN, GIVE IT A NEW TRY AND SEND ME YOUR NEW NAME.

> This only takes a minute. Please don’t be a bore and ruin it. Send it

onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

> Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some

silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more
stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor…Follow the
instructions below and forward your answer to friends and family and
coworkers. Don’t forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to
you, so they know you participated. And don’t go all adult — a senior
manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following
in an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants. And the
Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants” by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names…

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

> > a = snickle

> > b = doombah

> > c = goober

> > d = cheesey

> > e = crusty

> > f = greasy

> > g = dumbo

> > h = farcus

> > i = dorky

> > j = doofus

> > k = funky

> > l = boobie

> > m = sleezy

> > n = sloopy

> > o = fluffy

> > p = stinky

> > q = slimy

> > r = dorfus

> > s = snooty

> > t = tootsie

> > u = dipsy

> > v = sneezy

> > w = liver

> > x = skippy

> > y = dinky

> > z = zippy

> >

> > Use the second letter of your last name to determine

> the first half of your new last name:

> > a = dippin

> > b = feather

> > c = giggle

> > d = burger

> > e = chicken

> > f = barffy

> > g = lizard

> > h = waffle

> > i = farkle

> > j = monkey

> > k = flippin

> > l = fricken

> > m = bubble

> > n = rhino

> > o = potty

> > p = hamster

> > q = buckle

> > r = gizzard

> > s = lickin

> > t = snickle

> > u = chuckle

> > v = pickle

> > w = hubble

> > x = dingle

> > y = gorilla

> > z = girdle

> >

> > Use the third letter of your last name to determine

> the second half of your new last name:

> > a = butt

> > b = boob

> > c = face

> > d = nose

> > e = hump

> > f = breath

> > g = pants

> > h = shorts

> > i = lips

> > j = honker

> > k = head

> > l = tush

> > m = chunks

> > n = dunkin

> > o = brains

> > p = biscuits

> > q = toes

> > r = doodle

> > s = fanny

> > t = sniffer

> > u = sprinkles

> > v = frack

> > w = squirt

> > x = humperdinck

> > y = hiney

> > z = juice

> > Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is Fluffy W.

> Chucklefanny. Now when you SEND THIS ON…use your newname as the

subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times
a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughterin your
day

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