“Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It’s cheaper.”

Tim Stafford writes “. . . the ex-gay movement comprises many tiny ministries operating in a kind of spread out ghetto. The wider church has them in a quarantine waiting to see whether they will slip up. Lacking much tangible or emotional support from the larger body of Christ, they are peculiarly vulnerable. The church’s quarantine could be a self-fulfilling prophesy.”

If morons could fly, the sky would be pitch black.”

“Where would Christianity be if Jesus got eight to fifteen years with time off for good behavior?” New York State Senator James Donovan, speaking in support of capital punishment.

“I will believe in moral relativism when compasses point any direction other than north.” Tim Wilkins

“The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.” Samuel Johnson

“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.” Frank Zappa

“If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.”

“Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.” Henry Ford

“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” Bertrand Russell

“He who waits on God loses no time.” Vance Havner