There was a guy whose first English wasn’t English. He had to fill out a
form once.

He got to the section that asked:

Sex?

So he wrote, “Yeah, lots of it”.

3. Marital Status:

____Single
____Married
____Adulterer

A lady who migrated to Australia before me, a few days after arrival
went to the train station to travel to the city. So she went to buy a
ticket.

“Single?”, the officer asked.

Her face turned red, and said, “No, I am married”.