A traveling evangelist always put on a grand finale at his revival meetings. When he was to preach at a church, he would secretly hire a small boy to sit in the rafters with a dove in a cage. Toward the end of his sermon, the preacher would shout for the Holy Spirit to come down, and the boy would release the dove.

At one meeting however, the dove did not fly down from the rafters. The evangelist exclaimed” Come Down Holy Spirit!” Still no sign of the dove. Then the preacher heard a loud whisper coming from the rafters” Sir, a yellow cat just ate the Holy Spirit. Shall I throw down the yellow cat?