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TODAYS RIDDLE:
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Good at math? Try this one…. 1=3

2=3
3=5
4=4
5=4
6=3
7=5
8=5
9=4
10=3
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So what does
11=?
12=?
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11 equals six and twelve equals six (the number of letters
in the numbers name)

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Last summer Ed met a woman while on vacation and
fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night
of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had
a serious talk about how they would continue the
relationship.
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“It’s only fair to warn you, I’m a total golf nut,” Ed said
to his lady friend. “I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if
that’s a problem, you’d better say so now.”
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“Well, if we’re being completely honest with each other,
here goes,” she replied, “I’m a hooker.”
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“I see”, Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then
he added, “You know, it’s probably because you’re not
keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.”
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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday
is to forget it once.
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First guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk
down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still
think they are beautiful.
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During World War II Richard Wynn, on flight duty with the 8th Air
Force Division in Europe was shot down and captured by the Germans.
After a year as prisoner of war, he escaped and made his way back to
his bomber group in England. One of his first acts there was to hunt
up the corporal on duty in the parachute building.
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“Corporal,” he said, “a year ago I had occasion to use one of the
parachutes that your men had packed and I want you to know how
delighted I was to find it in perfect working order. I give you my
deepest compliments and appreciation.”
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“You know, Lieutenant, funny thing,” the corporal replied. “In this
work we never get any complaints.”
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My husband and I both work, so our family eats out a lot.
Recently, when we were having a rare home-cooked meal, I
handed a glass to my three year old and asked her to please
drink her milk.
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She looked at me bewildered, “But I didn’t order milk.”
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Fast Weight Loss Diet:
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Have you heard about the new system for weight control?
The one that’s just crossed the Pacific from Asia?
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Reportedly, it works great, and is really easy, too.
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All you have to do is remember that, while you can eat anything
you want, you always use just one chopstick. (Not Sharpened)

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A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments
after class. Holding out the young man’s assignment, the
professor said, “Did you write this poem all by yourself?”
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The student said, “Every word of it.”
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The professor said, “Well, then, I’m glad to meet
you, Mr. Poe. I thought you were long dead.”

If you would like to be included on my “Clean Humor”
list, send a blank email to jhmaida[at]hotmail.com with
“=Include Me=” as the subject. I do not write the jokes.
I only pass on the ones I think are funny. Laughter is
good for the immune system.

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