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A waiter comes over to a table full of Jewish
women and asks, “Is anything all right?”
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A rabbi was opening his mail one morning.
Taking a single sheet of paper from an envelope
he found written on it only one word: “shmuck.”
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At the next Friday night service, the Rabbi
announced, “I have known many people who
have written letters and forgot to sign their names,
but this week I received a letter from someone
who signed his name…and forgot to write a letter.”
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My mother is a typical Jewish mother. Once
she was on jury duty. They sent her home.
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She insisted SHE was guilty.
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