A list of Useful Acronyms…

PCMCIA – People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN – It Still Does Nothing

APPLE – Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity

SCSI – System Cant See It

DOS – Defunct Operating System

BASIC – Bush’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM – I Blame Microsoft

DEC – Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM – Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 – Obsolete Soon, Too

WWW – World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH – Most Applications Crash, If Not The Operating System Hangs