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TODAYS RIDDLE:
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You have 10 trees and you have to plant them in five rows
but each row must contain 4 trees. How is this possible?
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Plant them in shape of a star:
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Makes Sense To Me …..
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An old man limped into the doctor’s office and said,
“Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!”
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The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe,
paused and then said, “Sir, how old are you?”
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“I’m 98,” the man announced proudly.
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The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again.
Finally he said, “Sir, I’m sorry. I mean, just
look at you. You are almost one hundred years old,
and you’re complaining that your knee hurts?
Well, what did you expect?”
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The old man said, “Well, my other knee
is 98 years old too, and it doesn’t hurt!”
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A Fight
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he
said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.”
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I said, “You’ll be sorry.”
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He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?”
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I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners
very well.”
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Mrs. Shapiro, the Matchmaker, goes to see Mr. Cohen,
a confirmed bachelor for many years.
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“Mr. Cohen, don’t leave it too late. I have exactly the
one you need. You only have to say the word and you’ll
meet and be married in no time!” says the Matchmaker.
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“Don’t bother,” replies Mr. Cohen, “I’ve two sisters at home,
who look after all my needs.”
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“That’s all well and good, but all the sisters in the world
cannot fill the role of a wife.”
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“I said ‘two sisters’. I didn’t say they were mine.”
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One September, the four deserted ladies decided to surprise
their husbands and followed them to their woodland lair.
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They were stopped at the gate, however, by a wizened old guide.
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“You gals better beat it quick, if you know what’s good for you,”
he advised. “This time these fellows brought their wives with them!”
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A talkative golfer complained to a friend one day
about a rude fellow who was in the clubhouse with him.
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“The man must have yawned four or five times while I
was talking,” he said.
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“Maybe he wasn’t yawning,” the friend commented.
“Maybe he was trying to say something.”
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One winter morning, an employee explained why he had
shown up for work 45 minutes late.
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“It was so slippery that, for every step I took ahead,
I slipped back two.”
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The boss eyed him suspiciously.
“Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?”
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“I finally gave up,” he said, “and started for home.”
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http://www.gift4grandchildren
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http://www.iShopInt.com/mall.asp?ID=shoponline
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If you would like to be included on my “Clean Humor”
list, send a blank email to jhmaida[at]hotmail.com with
“=Include Me=” as the subject. I do not write the jokes.
I only pass on the ones I think are funny. Laughter is
good for the immune system.
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