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TODAYS RIDDLE:
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ALBERT EINSTEIN’S RIDDLE
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ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD?
SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT.
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There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and
don’t give up.
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1. In a street there are five houses, painted five
different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different
nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of
beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a
different pet.
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THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?
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HINTS
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1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who
keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who
smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.
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ALBERT EINSTEIN WROTE THIS RIDDLE EARLY DURING THE 19th
CENTURY. HE SAID THAT 98% OF THE WORLD POPULATION WOULD
NOT BE ABLE TO SOLVE IT.
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The German owns the fish.
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Pun Intended …..

* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it
hit me.
* He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out
how the Mercedes bends.
* Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
* A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
* He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
* Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one
of them was a-salted.
* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut
off? He’s all right now.
* When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
* It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
* Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
* When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said,
“this one is on me.”
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Perfection :
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An evangelist had a great revival camp going. One night he was
up in front of a large audience, speaking on imperfection. He asked
his audience towards the end, “Has anyone ever known anyone who
has come CLOSE to the perfection of our lord, Jesus Christ?”
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Nobody, of course raised their hand. So he issued the question again.
“Anybody! Has ANYONE ever known that kind of perfection?”
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Finally a guy in the back raised his hand, so of course he was asked
to stand up. “Tell us. Tell us who you knew who was so close to
perfection.”
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The man responded, “My wife’s first husband.”
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Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and
then name streets after them.
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Famous Quotes
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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,
“Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.”
-Lillian Carter
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog:
“No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had
ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister,
and now wish to withdraw that statement.
– Mark Twain
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and
a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.-
George Burns
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
– Victor Borge
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-Mark Twain
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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.
Mark Twain
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy;
if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
– Socrates
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.-
Groucho Marx
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now
and then she stops to breathe. –
Jimmy Durante
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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness
and kindness, can be trained to do most things. –
Jilly Cooper
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. –
Alex Levine
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living.
The world owes you nothing. It was here first. –
Mark Twain
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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery,
people would stop dying. –
Ed Furgol
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Money can’t buy you happiness… but it does bring you
a more pleasant form of misery. –
Spike Milligan
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What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money. –
Henny Youngman
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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was shut up.-
Joe Namath
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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. –
Herbert Henry Asquith
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. –
WC. Fields
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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had
to work its way through Congress. –
Will Rogers
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Don’t worry about avoiding temptation…
as you grow older, it will avoid you. –
Winston Churchill
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The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good spit it out. –
Unknown
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,
he’s too old to go anywhere. –
Billy Crystal
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