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TODAYS RIDDLE:

What do these words have in common: age, blame, curb, dance,
evidence, fence, gleam, harm, interest, jam, kiss, latch,
motion, nest, order, part, quiz, rest, signal, trust, use,
view, win, x-ray, yield, zone?

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All Words can be used for both nouns and verbs
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Amy and Jamie are old friends. They have both been
married to their husbands for a long time. Amy is upset
because she thinks her husband doesn’t find her
attractive anymore.
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“As I get older he doesn’t bother to look at me!” Amy cries.
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“I’m so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I get
more beautiful every day.” replies Jamie.
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“Yes, but your husband’s an antique dealer!”
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Coming out of church, Mrs. Smith asked her husband,
“Do you think that Johnson girl is tinting her hair?”
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“I didn’t even see her,” admitted Mr. Smith.
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“And that dress Mrs. Davis was wearing,” continued
Mrs. Smith, “Really, don’t tell me you think that’s the
proper outfit for a mother of two.”
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“I’m afraid I didn’t notice that either,” said Mr. Smith.
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“Oh, for heaven’s sake,” snapped Mrs. Smith.
“A lot of good it does you to go to church.”
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The US has succeeded in building a computer able
to solve any strategic or tactical problem. Military leaders
are assembled in front of the new machine and instructed
to feed a difficult tactical problem into it.
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They describe a hypothetical situation to the computer and
then ask the pivotal question, “Attack or retreat?”
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The computer hums away for an hour and then comes up
with the answer YES.
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The generals look at each other, somewhat stupefied. Finally
one of them submits a second request to the computer,
“YES WHAT?”
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Instantly, the computer responded, “YES SIR.”
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My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and
marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding
what marriage to my Mom would be like.
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It seems the minister asked my Mom, “Do you take this man
to be your husband.” And she said, “I do.”
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Then the minister asked my Dad, “Do you take this woman to
be your wife,” and my Mom said, “He does.”
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During the constitutional convention in 1787 when it was
proposed that the National Army be limited to 3,000 men,
George Washington whispered from his presiding chair,
“Then we should have another article providing that no
foreign nation with an army exceeding 3,000 men be
allowed to invade.”
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