TODAYS RIDDLE:
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The “he” puzzle:
Name an English word of more than 2 letters that both begins
and ends with the letters ‘he’ (in that order). (Actually,
there are two possible correct answers — and “hehe” is not
an acceptable solution.)

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Headache or Heartache
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There are three ways to get things done :
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Do it yourself, hire someone to do it ,
or tell your kids not to do it .
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Cecil and Morris are walking to services
and Cecil asks, “I wonder whether it would
be all right to smoke while praying?”
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“Why don’t you ask the rabbi?” says Morris.
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Cecil sees Rabbi Golden and asks, “Rabbi,
is it permissible for me to smoke while I pray?”
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“No, you may not. That’s utter disrespect to
our religion and traditions!” quickly answers
the rabbi.
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Cecil goes back to his friend and tells him what
the good Rabbi told him.
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“I’m not surprised. You asked the wrong question.
Let me try.”
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Morris goes over to the rabbi and asks, “Rabbi,
will it be ok if I pray while I smoke?”
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To which Rabbi Golden eagerly replies,
“By all means, my good man. By all means.”
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Living would be easier if men showed as much
patience at home as they do when they’re fishing.
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God said, “Adam, I want you to do something for me.”
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Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?”
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God said, “Go down into that valley.”
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Adam said, “What’s a valley?”
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God explained it to him.
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Then God said, “Cross the river.”
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Adam said, “What’s a river?”
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God explained that to him, and then said,
“Go over to the hill…….”
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Adam said, “What is a hill?”
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So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
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He told Adam, “On the other side of the hill
you will find a cave”
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Adam said, “What’s a cave?”
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After God explained, he said, “In the cave
you will find a Woman.”
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Adam said, “What’s a woman?”
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So God explained that to him, too.
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Then, God said, “I want you to reproduce.”
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Adam said, “How do I do that?”
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God first said (under his breath), “Geez…..”
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And then, just like everything else, God explained
that to Adam, as well.
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So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river,
and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
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Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
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God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily,
“What is it now?”
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And Adam said …….. “What’s a headache?
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After being laid off from five different jobs
in four months, my Uncle Joe was hired by
a warehouse. One day he lost control of a
forklift and drove it off the loading dock.
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Surveying the damage, the owner shook
his head and said he’d have to withhold
10 percent of Uncle Joe’s wages to pay
for the repairs.
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“How much will it cost?” asked my uncle.
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“About $4,500,” said the owner.
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“What a relief!” exclaimed Uncle Joe.
“I’ve finally got job security!”
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A photographer was hired to take pictures
at a lawyers’ convention.
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When he lined up his subjects he got them
to look their best by shouting, “Okay everyone,
say fees!”
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Once upon a time a guy asked a girl,
“Will you marry me?”
She said, “No.”
And the guy lived happily ever after.
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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage,
but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
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The error in this URL has been corrected.
If you’ve tried to connect and couldn’t, please try again.
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http://www.gift4grandchildren.com
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http://www.iShopInt.com/mall.asp?ID=shoponline
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list, send a blank email to with
“=Include Me=” as the subject. I do not write the jokes.
I only pass on the ones I think are funny. Laughter is
good for the immune system.
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The error in this URL has been corrected.
If you’ve tried to connect and couldn’t, please try again.
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http://www.gift4grandchildren.com
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http://www.iShopInt.com/mall.asp?ID=shoponline
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If you would like to be included on my “Clean Humor”
list, send a blank email to jhmaida[at]hotmail.com with
“=Include Me=” as the subject. I do not write the jokes.
I only pass on the ones I think are funny. Laughter is
good for the immune system.
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