Snickle Potty Doodle OR Snooty Dippin Tush – that’s me! – hehehe – Feather
(now, see below for what I mean). . ..

Bit of nonsense, but ….

We all need a little stress-reliever today! This only takes a
minute.

Please don’t ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the
person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot
more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor…

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don’t forget to
forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you
participated. And don’t go all adult – a senior manager is now
known far and wide as

The following in excerped from a children’s book, “Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants” by Dave
Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names…

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is Fluffy
Chucklefanny.
Now when you SEND THIS ON…use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your
day.

PLEASE DON’T FORGET –
FOR SAFETYS SAKE & JUST CAN’T STAND THOSE >>AT THE
BEGINING OF EVERY
SENTENCE OR WORD
DO NOT JUST CLICK “FORWARD”
RIGHT CLICK ON THIS PAGE,
LEFT CLICK “SELECT ALL”,
RIGHT CLICK ON THE HIGHLIGHTED WORDS,
LEFT CLICK “COPY –
THEN OPEN A NEW EMAIL –
RIGHT CLICK THE BLANK PAGE
THEN LEFT CLICK “PASTE” WALLAH! DONE.
WHERE APPLICABLE DELETE ANYBODY ELSES EMAIL ADDRESS WITHIN THE
LETTER
& DONT PUT ANYBODYS ADDRESS IN THE “TO” BOX PUT THEM IN THE “BCC” WHICH
MEANS “BLIND CARBON COPY” THAT WAY ITS SAFER FOR
ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!