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TODAYS RIDDLE

I am the owner of a pet store. If I put in one canary per
cage, I have one bird too many. If I put in two canaries
per cage, I have one cage too many. How many cages and
canaries do I have?

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I have 3 cages and 4 canaries.
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Our minister announced that admission to a church social
event would be six dollars per person. “However, if you’re
over 65,” he said, ” the price will be only $5.50.”
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From the back of the congregation, a woman’s voice rang out,
“Do you really think I’d give you that information for
only 50 cents?”
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Cadillac, Ford, Plymouth…
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Fred was telling his friend how his uncle tried to make a
new car for himself…”so he took wheels from a Cadillac,
a radiator from a Ford, some tires and fenders from a Plymouth…”
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“Holy Cow,” interrupted his friend, “What did he end up with?”
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And Fred replied, “Two years.”
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For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the
woman with whom I carpooled to our children’s soccer practices.
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I phoned and explained that my husband had the car again, so I
wouldn’t be able to take my turn.
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A few minutes before she was due to pick up my son, my husband
showed up. Since it was too late for me to call and say I could
drive after all, I asked my husband to hide the car in the garage
and to stay inside.
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I also explained to my son that he shouldn’t mention anything
about his father’s whereabouts.
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Unfortunately, my husband forgot and was in front of our house
chatting with a friend when my carpool partner arrived.
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When my son returned from practice, I asked him if she had noticed.
“Yes,” he replied, “She asked me which of the two men in front of
the house was my father. But don’t worry. I told her I didn’t know.”
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Twin Cities?
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A little girl from Minneapolis came home from Sunday school with
a frown on her face. “I’m not going back there anymore,”
she announced with finality. “I don’t like the Bible they keep
teaching us.”
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“Why not?” asked her astonished mother.
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“Because,” said the little girl, “that Bible is always talking
about St. Paul, and it never once mentions Minneapolis.”
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According to experts at the National Institute of Mental Health,
depressed people die much sooner than everyone else.
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Well, that’s just what depressed people need to hear!
That should cheer them up! ~ Jay Leno
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The error in this URL has been corrected.
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http://www.gift4grandchildren.com
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http://www.iShopInt.com/mall.asp?ID=shoponline
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I only pass on the ones I think are funny. Laughter is
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