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TODAYS RIDDLE:

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks,
has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

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A river
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Nature’s Compensations…
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A Doctor was explaining to a Irishman how
nature sometimes compensates for a persons
deficiencies.
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“For example,” he told him, “If a man is deaf,
he may have keener sight, and if a man is blind,
he may have a keen sense of smell.”
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“I think I see what you mean,” said the Paddy,
“I’ve often noticed that if a man has one short
leg, then the other one is always longer…..”
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A middle aged woman has a heart attack and
taken to the hospital. While on the operating
table she has a near death experience.
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During that experience she sees God and asks
if this is it. God says no and explains that
she has another 30 years to live.
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Upon her recovery she decides to stay in the
hospital and have a face lift, liposuction,
breast augmentation,and a tummy tuck. She even
has someone come in and change her hair colour.
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She figures since she’s got another 30 years
she might as well make the most of it. She walks
out of the hospital after the last operation and
is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the
hospital.
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She arrives in front of God and complains:
“I thought you said I had another 30 years.”
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God replies, “I didn’t recognize you.”
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Short Humor:
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There has never yet been a fisherman who could keep
both hands in his pockets while describing the one that
got away.
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I would’ve filed my taxes earlier, but I kept falling asleep
reading the instructions.
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Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly
is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor
from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only
your teeth.
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I have the most marvelous recipe for meat loaf!
All I have to do is mention it to my husband and he says,
“Let’s eat out!”
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A photographer was hired to take pictures at a lawyers’
convention. When he lined up his subjects he got them
to look their best by shouting, “Okay everyone, say fees!”
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To the woman who was applying for a job as a typist,
the employer said:
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“You have plenty of speed and are good at spelling,
but do you understand the importance of punctuation?”
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“Oh yes,” the woman replied “I always get to work on time.”
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Seems that a young man volunteered for military service
during World War II. He had such a high aptitude for
aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola Naval Air
Station, skipping recruit training.
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The very first day at Pensacola he solos and is the best
flier on the base. All they could do was give him his gold
wings and assign him immediately to an aircraft carrier in
the Pacific.
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On his first day aboard, he took off and single-handedly
shot down 6 Japanese fighter planes. Then climbing up
to 20,000 feet, he found 9 more Japanese planes and shot
them all down as well.
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Noting that his fuel was getting low, he descended,
circled the carrier and came in for a perfect landing on the
deck. He threw back the canopy, climbed out and jogged
over to the captain.
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Saluting smartly he said, “Well sir, how did I do on my very
first day?”
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The captain turned around, bowed politely, and replied,
“You make one velly, velly selious mistake!”